Any uncreative jerk could make a top ten list--only a real man could make an Ultra Top Ten,
and only a real Beef would have the audacity to make several. Submitted for your disposal:
Beef's Ultra Top Ten Lists

Notre Dame's quarterback of the future, Jimmy Clausen.
Top Ten College Football Rivalries
Top Ten Most Annoying Sports Personalities
NEW Top Ten Comedy Movies NEW
NEW Top Ten Ways to Fix Sportscenter NEW